please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim
au. ᴀѕ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ, ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ᴡᴀѕ ᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ѕᴛɪʟᴇѕ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴy ѕᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴄᴏɴғʟɪᴄᴛ. ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴀѕ ᴀ ʙᴇᴛᴀ, ᴛʜᴇy ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏᴋᴀy. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴀʟᴩʜᴀѕ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴩᴀᴄᴋ ʙʀɪɴɢѕ ᴜɴᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ, ᴇѕᴩᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟy ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴩʜᴀ ᴩᴀᴄᴋ. ѕᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇѕ ᴀ ᴡᴇʀᴇᴡᴏʟғ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴʜᴇʀɪᴛѕ ᴀʟᴩʜᴀ ᴩᴏᴡᴇʀѕ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ, ʜᴇ ʜᴀѕ ᴛᴏ ʙʀᴀɴᴄʜ ᴏғғ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜɪѕ ᴏᴡɴ ᴩᴀᴄᴋ. ᴏɴʟy ᴩʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ɪѕ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ’ѕ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇѕ ѕᴜᴩᴩᴏѕᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ѕᴛᴜᴄᴋ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʜɪѕ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪѕ ʙᴏyғʀɪᴇɴᴅ? ᴄʜᴏᴏѕᴇ.
I’m just a person who didn’t wanna do anymore harm.
After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”
So you can’t like Cersei Lannister as a character because she’s an evil bitch, but it’s okay to love Loki and Walter White?
What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.